Crab Legs Rubber Stamp
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present the official Crab Legs rubber stamp! This will be used to seal fan letters, tag Etsy receipts and do all sorts of other important things. And, as we all know, nothing says “official” like gold ink.

TATTOO ALERT: FISH HEAD FISHERMAN
Ladies and gentlemen, I’d like to share with you a very rough draft of my most recent tattoo design. It’s absurd and, assuming I go through with it, instantly regrettable. But aren’t those the best kind? I would love some feedback.

