Mini Creepy Naked Baby Dangle Earrings
The other day I stopped by Fantastico, a bizarre San Francisco store that sells nothing but synthetic flowers and party supplies. While perusing the aisles, I found several bags of small plastic babies that, I assume, were intended for baby showers. But I wanted them for a different reason: To make really creepy earrings.




DIY Duct Tape Wallet
A few weeks ago I lost my blue wallet while playing mini golf in the East Bay. I looked for a replacement but came up short. I had only one other option: Buy a roll of blue Duct tape and handcraft a custom wallet. Anyway, here it is.

Motivation
I made a motivational poster to hang above my computer. It speaks of two obvious keys to success: Lifting weights and making things. Hence the phrase, get huge and push content. It’s kind of like “sound body, sound mind”, right?

Mini Gummy Bear Bag Earrings
These earrings are made of two sealed “less than 1/2 oz” Haribo gummy bear bags. Yes, the bears are sealed inside and still fresh! You may be tempted to tear and eat while wearing them. Please do not do that unless it’s absolutely necessary.

Crab Legs Rubber Stamp
Ladies and gentlemen, I am proud to present the official Crab Legs rubber stamp! This will be used to seal fan letters, tag Etsy receipts and do all sorts of other important things. And, as we all know, nothing says “official” like gold ink.

